The Peloop

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.  I recieved an email from a Sara Smith about writing a product review for something called the Peloop on my blog.  A few points:

     ~ There is a good chance that the blog she wants me to put it on has been seriously neglected. 

     ~ I DON'T do product reviews.

     ~ This is the important one.  I was approached in the past to do a product review of the Peloop by one Pietro Joaquin.  When she aquired the website from him he failed to warn her about me in her effort to get product reviews.  Either that or he really hates her and told her about me.

This all started when Pietro approached me to do a product review of some weird pinhole glasses that he was peddling.  I very kindly explained to him that I could not write an accurate review, because I can not use them, being legally blind with out my prescription glasses.  I did offer him a couple of my older children to test them out and review them as a homeschool project.  That idea didn't go over well.

So he introduced me to the Peloop, a plastic snap on strip with magnets that is worn on the penis to increase size.  I informed Pietro that once again he had the wrong person, as I was male and would not be able to test it.  He actually apologized to me for not having a penis. 

     My email: Has it, by any chance, escaped you, that I don't have a penis??

     His response: I'm sorry about that.

Pietro isn't playing with a full deck, that much is obvious.   He also doesn't recognize sarcasm because I asked him if the product would work on strap-ons. Our email exchange went back and forth with him trying to convince me to do the review and me trying to tell him I don't do product reviews.  I finally got upset and reviewed his product.

Read the Review

What was great about sending Pietro the review that I wrote was his response back.

     Sorry for the late reply.I've been away for awhile.

     Anyway.We have a problem with the post in the url you sent me.As it turns out, your site does actually have pornographic material on it.I have not mentioned it, but we refrain from having our reviews posted on sites which have pornographic content.If it wouldn't be any trouble, and if you so desire, you can remove the post about our product from the site.

    Furthermore, you shouldn't have done the post yet as we have not yet reached an agreement as to how you would be compensated.I think this would be in your best interest to not post something until we have come to terms as to a sufficient compensation for you.

He actually believed it was all supposed to be a real review instead of the work of satire that I intended it to be.  I had to explain the concept of satire to him and told him never to contact me again.

Yesterday I recieved an email from Sara Smith wanting a review, once again, on the Peloop.  I sent her the link of my original review and told her I already did a review.  I wonder if she is going to email me back...